Warning!
Questionable taste ahead!
Women, unless you have a good sense of humor, you may want to skip this section. The aim of a Rugged Gentleman is never to offend or degrade, but some things in life just strike us as funny – and we know you don’t always agree. We respect that.
REAL FUN
with Man Recipes, Stories & Cutting Up
Sometimes you just gotta laugh. Bookmark this page for manly jokes and humorous stories to lighten the mood. Tim’s favorites will appear here on a rotating basis (and you’re welcome to submit your own, so check back often for a good belly laugh!
Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. – Author unknown
