Warning!
Questionable taste ahead!
Women, unless you have a good sense of humor, you may want to skip this section. The aim of a Rugged Gentleman is never to offend or degrade, but some things in life just strike us as funny – and we know you don’t always agree. We respect that.
REAL FUN
with Man Recipes, Stories & Cutting Up
Sometimes you just gotta laugh. Bookmark this page for manly jokes and humorous stories to lighten the mood. Tim’s favorites will appear here on a rotating basis (and you’re welcome to submit your own, so check back often for a good belly laugh!
Antique Streaker
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
The streaker lady said, "I just won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. – Author unknown
